Alright.....ignore the earlier post. All is well....sort of.

But enough about me, except to say I was hoping to catch up on all the sadness in abstentia, but my first foray found me in a blog that I like and find/found intriguing, at least for the moment. After all, anything titled

serial killers and pornos

is bound to catch my casual interest. I expected, to be honest, to find something dreadfully maudlin and insipic. Instead, I found an interesting presented array of shite from a real live girl that is (unlike mine) neither dull nor tedious. Or, in her own words: "the whimsical musings of a homicidal fluffer."Okay....I'll stop being nice now and try to be mean.


It's hard to be mean today. It must be all the wine and cigars. But I'll try.

Okay....here's the best I can muster at the moment. This young Dad type dude, Ben Olson has this bloog he put up. It's called OLSON. And the premise seems to be, well....let Ben describe it himself: " He is my attempt to provide photographs and strories about our life in Hawaii." okay. That's all cool, and so on. And it's as nice and dull and tedious as anyone else's family photos of their mundane and precious lives and their mundane and precious little children. But for the loife of me, to be honest Ben, my man, those photos could have just as easily been taken in Minneapolis, Kansas City or Detroit. And they probably have. ALSO, the template Ben Olson uses for his bloog is the SAME ONE that the SERIAL KILLERS AND PORNOS girl uses in HER blog. VERY disturbing and curious. Finally....in the very span of time that I have been typing this, ol/ Ben goes and changes the name of his to HAWAIISOTA!! All that does is make matters even worse. Should have kept the name OLSON, Ben, my man....

So there you have it. As mean as it gets today. I could go on and on about The Schoons, as well, but I wont. Close, but no cigar.

Mood: Dull & Tedious
Wine: Chateau Beauchene Cotes du Rhone 2001
Music: "Cows" by The Suburbs

posted by Michael Smith at 1:27 AM

If you don't know by now, well...you soon will know, how much I've despised some of the changes that Blooger has made to it's site and the way posts are edited, and so on. I dont really like it at all, I dont even know as I type this if this is even going to look right. Not that I'm all that fascist about how my blog looks, like some people are. So I dont know if this is going to look like how I'm typing this, or if it will look just fine. So this is a test. Let's see if it looks the way I want it to look. If it does, I'll be as happy as a little girl!!

posted by Michael Smith at 1:19 AM