I don't at the moment know if I want to start writing some shit or not, but I suppose I'm just begging the question. It's been awhile, but there's nothing much unusual about that....something to be noted with momentary alacrity and then soon forgotten. We will forget about the recent bombings in London eventually, just as we have, for the most part, forgotten about all the IRA bombings of years gone by. When I was in college in the summer of 73, I used to spend my Sundays in Russell Square Park on a rented lawnchair reading the London TIMES. A few days after I left London and returned to Wisconsin, there was an IRA bombing across the street from where I'd spent my pleasent Sundays, although, I'm most likely thinking of a bombing at a different square entirely. I think, in these times, we are a little more hyper-sensitive, and whether justified or not, overly alarmist. But more pertinent, we have forgotten the past and thus have lost the sense of history necessary to adequetly assimilate the events of this day and age. From 9/11 onward it is almost as if we're suffering from a chronic amnesia plague that has left us unaware of all the horrors that have occurred in prior eras, and disregardful of the freedoms and liberties we purport to protect, serve, and idealize. Anyway, I said at the outset that I probably didnt want to start writing some shit, but seeing as now that I have, onward!! At least until suppertime.

Maybe this will be an evening of pleasent surprises for a change. For example, Blunt Girl is actually quite nice and readable, despite the poetry.....more of these and less of the other girl-type bloogs, and the world would be a better place. At least until one takes one little click of the mouse and gets to Squirl's Nest. How unfortunate that it's Saturday, and no one reads blogs on the weekends, except me. But there is a saving grace....on the next click I get a bloog by these three goofs who are Washington Nationals fans. Nats Triple Play. Funny and ha ha. Good thing my Milwaukee Brewers traded Junior Spivey to them. Ha ha ha!! I should have quit while I had gained the lead again, but no....I'm plugged into Ardeleth's world, Somewhere in the Middle. But maybe it's a wash....as opposed to being awash. NOW it's time for supper!

Okay. Now I'm fat and I'm satisfied and Terry Cook seems to have the Craftsman Truck Race well in hand. But...fate rears it's ugly head, and Dennis Setzer wins. So let's see what happens next.

And....you guessed it. It's one of those dopey shitass bloogs with stupid links to stupid useless information. Normally, of late, when I encounter one of these, I just sigh, or shudder in horror, and move on very quickly. But this one takes dopey shitassery to whole new level. All of the posts are links to some specious yet somehow illogical concepts of information. Each posted link is followed by some copyblock gibberish such as rspxzmv pasadena dmv appointment desk qvhz. As you might have guessed, the link leads to something that purports to be the Pasedena DMV appointment desk. But what it actually leads to is something far more bizarre and troubling. It's a site with the heading Information Is Just A Click Away and as you can see if you read it it about as surreal and mind-numbing as anything can possibly be: This website offers the best ideas and prices. For example, if you’re looking for pasadena dmv appointment desk, you’ll find the top pasadena dmv appointment desk resources right here.

In addition, searching for pasadena dmv appointment desk will just give you lots of results about pasadena dmv appointment desk. Your time is precious!

This pasadena dmv appointment desk information is definitely cutting edge. Whenever you want to come back to this fun pasadena dmv appointment desk site just click here and you'll be blown away by what happens next.

What I want know (actually no I don't) is what shitass puts this stuff together, and why. There are endless links on the fpduii blog, when you get to one of those Infomation Is Just A Fucking Click Away You Dopey Shitass sites, there are even MORE psuedo-psycedelic links arrayed down the left margin of each page which lead to even MORE pages of that same dubious lineage. This website offers the best ideas and prices. For example, if you’re looking for slow growing grass, you’ll find the top slow growing grass resources right here. In addition, searching for bob discount furniture will just give you lots of results about bob discount furniture. Your time is precious! This spice girl name information is definitely cutting edge. Whenever you want to come back to this fun spice girl name site just click here and you'll be blown away by what happens next. Whenever you need some more quick facts about "spice girl name" you’ll know you can come right back here instead of having to type long searches into hard-to-work search engines. And don't get lost by forgetting why you started searching for spice girl name to begin with, and start randomly looking for various spice girl name sites.
Now if I am ever EVER searching for Spice Girl names, I hope I DO get lost and I hope I DO forget. And I hope instead of finding Spice Girl names, I find a site like benji avatar or arumanda sees red. Or anything else for that matter, EXCEPT the smarmy jackassery of Ramblings from Regular Ron and his ilk. But then again, ol' Regular Ramblin' Ron DOES have a link to a blog by The Gun-Toting Liberal so I guess it was worth tripping over. But what struck me about the two sites was a little banner that on Ron's site stated that his site was 39% EVIL and on the Liberal's site that stated that HIS was 60% GOOD. My curiousity, against my better judgement, took hold of me and I clicked through to a site called The Sect of Homokaasu which seems like a more convoluted Church of the Subgenius featuring imagery that would feel more at home in WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PARACHUTE. Anyway, the link on the above mentioned blogs was for something called the Gematriculator, which can be used to determin how good or evil a website is. OBVIOUSLY I had to see how MY bloog fares at this, so....here goes! This bloog is:





So there ye have it.

I'm a bit disappointed though. I was sort of hoping for 100% EVIL. But I guess you take what you can get. I was a bit surprised to dscover that my homepage, Blog Me Jake rated a whooping 41% EVIL. Hmmmm....how could that be more EVIL than this!?

Maybe I'm just not as evil as I pretend to be. But then again.....*insert twisted evil smiley here* Of course, my money is on Jason Skog not making it past 3 posts to his blog. Writer, Reporter, Editor indeed! But THEN again, I stumble on the photography of Anna Schwartz and I completely forget about finding a fulgurous and unreadable teenage girl blog to take my parting shot. Very lovely very nice work.

And with that, I will ignore further temptations like THE PRETENDERESAS, and instead watch the wacky new anime Ultimate Girls, or, pretend to do so.

Mood: Sullen & EVIL
Beer: BERGHOFF Original Lager
Music: "Bad Life" by Public Image Ltd.
posted by Michael at 11:43 PM