If there was such a thing as actual, true cleverness, in this world, I wouldn't be here either. Me writing this. You reading this. And so on. All that dross. But since we can just about dispense with that facile notion, it should not surprise anyone that there is a blog like The Infinite Monkey lurking out there, which makes no pretense whatsoever about being anything other than a cliche. What surprises me is there are naught, or haven't been, MORE of these lurking out there and it took me until this very moment to uncover THIS one. That this 19 year old monkey (pun not intended) from Seattle also has a Live Journal, a Word Press, and a MySpace version of this makes this all the more stupefying from the artistic perspective since I rather doubt this young pilgrim realizes the true art history potential behind his work.

Meanwhile, this, for me is more or less something to do while waiting for Full Metal Alchemist to come on.

I always seem to think I might have something clever to say, but I suppose we should dispense with that facile notion as well.

My biggest problem and my biggest virtue is that I dont do this bloog deal often enough, obsessively enough. In the interim, a hundred or so fascinating concepts flicker and then grow dim. Maybe I should just go with the monkey concept, or, the Chewy route.

When it rains, it pours!! How do I find this this stuff?? WHY do I find this stuff. I'd much rather talk about Wedding Peach or Yotsuba To or the exceedingly slim chances of Kirk Shelmerdine going anywhere in Nextel Cup anytime soon, let alone finishing the Daytona 500 tomorrow. I should be fine tuning my fantasy NASCAR teams for tomorrows race lest I somehow end up with that homo Jeff Gordon and that lout Kevin Harvick in the starting lineup. Instead, I writing my worst bloog post ever. I should hang my head in shame!

UUUUUUUUHGGG-rrrrrrrr! RRRRRRRRR

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Mood: Sullen & Shameful
Beer: HUBER Premium
Music: "Anonymous Gay Sex" by The 1985
posted by Fat Nakago at 8:33 PM