Whose Shake Is This!!?


A loutish and insipic presentation of scurrilous incoherent ramblings and other dull tedious shite arranged in a convenient and affable chronological format. 		     


Saturday, February 24, 2007

Power On Self Test

I'm on a new computer with Windows Vista Ultimate that I built myself. It's got 1K of RAM and a 300 baud modem. Fasten you seatbelt!! The WOW starts NOW!!

Font issues seem to be the most perplexing thing to me at the moment, outside of the sound card not working properly, of corse. I dont have Gill Sans for some reason, but I have all these fonts with goofy and unusual Mongolian or Malaysian names...which I guess is kind of cool but will take getting used to. I long for the fonts of yore like Dom Casual.

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There.

Theoretically, this is a focking new and improved Blooger, allegedly. Courtesy of Gargle. I can't really see much of a difference. Not much to say about it other than it matters naught how nicely pressed the brand new trousers are when you put them on your dog, it's still a dog wearing a pair of trousers.

I suppose I will have to fock with the fonts and the sound card later. I can type, I hear music through the headphones but not the speakers. Onward. It's been a long dry season with very little hate to show for it. It's not that I've been growing less and less disdainful, it's more a matter of me reading blogs that aren't paltry and insipic shite. It's more a matter of me not looking for trouble. Not that there isn't PLENTY OF TROUBLE out there. I've just been less inclined to go and find trouble.

Nor have I sought the bewildering girl blogs redolent with terrible teenage girl poetry that used to fuel my furious words.

Instead, I've been a consumer of blogs, not an evicerator. I've been avoiding all the awful, dreadful crap out there and keeping it on the sunnyside. I've been voting everyday in the loli battle being held on lolitron. Today, for example, I voted for Kyon's little sister from The Meloncholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It's been mostly sweetness and light. Yes it has!!

The irony of it is is that I could probably make this one the BEST anime blogs out there if I wanted to. Instead, I've preferred to read some of the best anime blogs out there instead and let this one be, perhaps, the 37th worst anime blog out there. I could post everyday the breathless ramblings about the latest episode of Manabi Straight or Venus Versus Virus complete with screencaps; spoiler alerts; poignant commentary and criticism regarding the fappability of the main characters; and little bottles of beer ((yer comments, ne....that cool chick from Germany who does Heterochromia calls the comments cheesecakes...me, the ugly old fanboy from Wisconsin would call them bottles of beer ftw...)). Instead, you get to read some more of THIS dull and tedious shite. Both of us could be spending our time more productively watching Nodame Cantibile, or fapping to this. FTW....etc.

There is no virtue in reminiscing over the good old days when I would slash and burn a Prairie Gumbo into the oblivion it deserved. There is little play these days in putting Autonomy in Austin in its rightful place next to Satan. ((Which reminds me....Hell is STILL under the same new management, and it's just as useless as it ever was.)) There is hardly a twinge of thrill in grinding Jennifertopia into the pink vomit from whence it spewed. It seems hardly worth the effort to twist the knife any deeper into tried to be perfect but nothing was worth it than the knife already is, so NO COMMENT.

It's just not the same anymore, I suppose. I guess I'll just go download the Vista driver upgrade for my shiny new 9" green screen so I can watch the next episode of Le Chevalier D'Eon as soon as uTorrent delivers it to me.

For the meantime, it will be more of THIS I'm afraid:



Mood: Just Plain Old Fashioned Sullen
Beer: LEINENKUGELS Creamy Dark
Music: "A-LY-YA!" by Rena Satou, Akemi Kanda, Ai Nonaka, & Yu Kobayashi

posted by Fat Nakago at 9:38 PM




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