I must point out before I do anything else, that after 2 3/4 years, Kowrisa the Faerie Kau still has no fishing skills. I'm not sure if she is still starving and dying, but my guess is that she is since her owner, Debi Hodges, has not logged into Neopets for a long, long time. As for my starving, dying Neopets, well...they're not starving and dying any longer.... At the moment, they are on vacation at the Neolodge, delighted and bloated and awaiting my return. My main pet, BuckshotJones00 the Checkered Korbat eagerly dreams of the gourmet foods I'll be feeding him soon. Meanwhile The Discarded Magical Blue Grundo Plushie Of Prosperity still floats sadly on his cloud high above Faerieland.

Killed a few birds with one stone there. LOL. Onward.

And let's get the nicities out of the way too. Mr. Piano Teacher has some nice photographs on his bloog, and Ms. Designer has some curious and interesting stuffs on her's.

Done.

Now I had brave expectations of maybe THIS time making this what I've always dreamed it should be, the 15th worst Anime/NASCAR bloog of all time....maybe even the WORST!! I wanted to spew out my growing disenchantment with the aforementioned SCHOOL DAYS which had great potential for rising above it's eroge roots to become, I hoped, an edgy, early 21st Century, Kimagure Orange Road. But as it stands right now at Episode 11, with only 1 to go...it falls so far short of the mark that I'm not sure I could look Ayukawa Madoka in the eye. I hang my head in shame for pinning my hopes on this. The only hope left for me now is for Kotonoha and Sekai to go all Higurashi No Naku Koroni on Makoto...who has become, in my mind, the most loathsome anime character since Ikari Gendou. I'd rather root for That Homo Jeff Gordon than root for Makoto, whose actions, as the show progresses, devolve into one systematic cruelty after another. When a character makes Ataru Moroboshi seem the height of charm, dignity, style and culture, well...that character has got a bigger problem than getting a girl pregant. So...I was going to spew on and on about SCHOOL DAYS and go all Andrea Dworkin about how shows like this PROVE that PORNOGRAPHY IS VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN but I guess it's just as well that I await the bloody bitter end instead. In the interim, I could offer a bit of advice for the all characters in SCHOOL DAYS: "Avoid close emotional entanglements with those more psychotic than yourself." There. I just flew in from Madison and boy are my arms tired. Funny and ha ha.

I'm probably better off sticking to what I know best and despise the most...roasting the paltry and insipic bloogs of the Wired....after all, it gives me something to do. Bring me more Beached Whales to slaughter!! Bring me more Families of Gundam Pilots and their Evolution Worlds to bitch-slap 'til hell wont have it! Load me up with Everything I Need To Know since I obviously don't know shit and and could use some Blogging Tips....all 4 of them!! And by all means make sure that I'm fully informed about Everybody's Precious Fucking Baby!! I can't live another minute not knowing about that!! Nor can I take another breath until I know all the craves and hates of every teenage girl in the universe! And what I crave and hate is the unrelenting bombardment of other people's personal thoughts and the half-assed little worlds they take us to. All I ask for is a nice pretty little target I can blast the fuck out of. Bring on The Fucking King of Comedy!!

Instead, I feel a bit guilty for not mentioning David Pearson in the same breath as Haruhi Suzumiya. I know there's a crazy cuckoo cosmic connection there just waiting to be revealed. And just beyond my grasp, are those lionizing kernels of truth about Floral Magician Mary Bell and Future Police Urashiman that could bring amazing clarity to almost everything that has been going on this past season with Evernham Motorsports, DEI, and Hendrick Motorsports.

But no...I'm just a dull turtle, instead of a stern defender of all that is right in the universe.



And now, after reading all this, so are you.

Time to Hit The Hay.




Mood: Sullen & Dull
Beer: STAROPRAMEN Premium Beer
Music: "Satan's River" by Porter Wagoner
posted by Fat Nakago at 9:16 PM